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(no entry here) just wanted to say that these are the best friggin comments yet....keep up the creativity guys!!!!!!!
moon
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life after porno!
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think weenie.. think weenie...
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No one had the heart to tell her that her husband had died three months ago. With her bad eyesight and limited faculties, they figured they'd just let her keep sucking...
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This isn't my inhaler!
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When this photo was posted for captioning, this lady was 16! C'mon!! Get off your ass and give us another photo to caption!
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The Arkansas Philharmonic (sp?) goes on it's "Nursing Home 2001 Tour"
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Even at the age of 94, Sparkles McGee's regular program of oral calisthenics helped her remain the most popular call-girl in Memphis...
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"You're a grand old hag, you're a hard suckin' hag..."
C'mon EVERYBODY Sing!
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My Husband Makes Me Keep Practicing!
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An aging... no, I can't, I really can't. For heaven's sake, be nice to the lady!
(Mike Bratton, submitting quality captions since 1999.)
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They call me the old dirt bag!
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Dustpan may not be pretty, but at least I ain't the guy playing the bedpan!
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I sure do miss my husband.
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dust in the wind
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The original hoover.
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Alice had had enough. Right after this afternoons program...she was calling Kevorkian.
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"It's great practice for the bong at home!"
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When the doctors made her quit smoking, Grandma took to inhaling all the cigarette ashes she could sweep up.
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Though famed for her dustpan playing, Marge Kelbert had a feather-duster solo that brought the house down.
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Two Words "Suck It!"
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Following her hugely popular "Where's The Beef?" campaign for Wendy's... Clara Peller now asks, "Where's the dust?" for dustpans.com!
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Suck baby Suck, Blow is
just an expression
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The "Suckin a Golf Ball through a Dust Pan", 40 year reining champ, Ester, shows off her stuff at a recent May Fest celebration.
Stan the Jokeman
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Once adept at tying cherry stems into knots with her tongue, Gram moved on to chewing hunks of aluminum into sculpture.
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That is one fucked up set of dentures.
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Granny used to make enough money by just spinning topless around a pole, but in today's world of ever-diminishing sexual boundaries and ever-increasing competition, she's had to lower herself to working the hard-core rubbermaid fetishists.
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80 years of experience in blowing
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July 4th, 2026: 25 years after the syndication deal falls through, a horrifically aged Kidd Kraddick hits rock bottom.
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I don't think you want to know where she stuck the broom handle.
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