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So Tom took my pants off, and I was like, please sir, I just want an autograph, then suddenly Nicole walked in, and I was like SHIT!!!
stan the jokeman
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Hey! He isn't wearing any socks! His feet could sweat and then develope a nasty blister...Rev
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Above and beyond loyalty is how they described the stuntboy from KOOK as he stayed on the phone to finish th bit even after shitting in his pants "he just took them off and then began a mad dash for the van, he knew he had a touch of the stomach flu but he refused to call in sick what a trooper" said the host of the show.
David Michaels KEXL
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oh, yeah, honey, i've gotta stop for some pants, then i'm coming straight home.
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Hey Dick, it's Nate. I know I'm late and my co-host quit and can't cover for me anymore, but I left my pants at home and should be able to talk out of my ass as soon as I get there!
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I can't find my dick!!!
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Budget cuts really hurt the uniforms.
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"That team from Johnsons Lumber was great! They literally beat the pants off of us!"
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"I got all the way to the ballpark and THEN I looked down..."
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It sucks to be a stunt boy
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One of those stupid between inning minor league games gone wrong. The 50 Yard Pants Dash!
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Listen you bastards, when you said you had a paying gig for a catcher.... yeah, well fuck you, the temp service and your "pitcher"!
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"Honey?! Hi its me, listen, that interview I was doing with Boy George didn't go so hot so I'm going to be late..."
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