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I swear to God if you guys do not put up a new picture for us to caption I am going to kick you square in the nuts and you will cry like Nancy Kerrigan.
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Brittany McDougal is pictured here only seconds before her rampage killed several onlookers. Brittany insists she was holding a casual conversation about Justin Timberlake with her friend Courtney when a camera flash caught her attention. Turning, she was surprised by what she described as a Devil Alien Thingie, screamed, and began tearing through the crowd in a desperate attempt to escape, unwittingly stabbing four standers-by in the neck with a sharp N*Sync pencil which she had brought to obtain autographs of several TRL regulars. When informed that the gathering was an outdoor theatre event and not a TRL concert, Brittany argued, "Whatever." Chris Wink, the member of the Blue Man Group whose visage set Brittany's spree into motion, left the scene before police arrived. When reached for comment, Wink said nothing but leaned forward and stared very intently at the reporter. --Reuters
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"I turned blue holding my breath while waiting for the needle-dicked homo who runs this site to put up a new picture to caption!"
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I wonder if he has blue balls.
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"lil boy blue, got caught blowin' his own horn"
"you're on the wrong set for the Mary Poppin Porn"
....stan the jokeman
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blue men - blue dicks
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Yes, she had heard the old stereotype that blue men were hung like gerbils.
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"Hey, baby! Once you try blue, you'll never want new!"
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Ejected from Smurf Village, Jumbo Smurf found that even the humans made fun of him.
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"Fuck, It's cold out here!"
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Am I blue?..
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Talk about Blue balls
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I said DON'T hold your
breath, Buddy!
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Blue Man? How about SUCK MAN!
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Blue Man? How about SUCK MAN!
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I use the umbrella to protect me from all the lame "Blue Balls" jokes that are gonna rain down on me here. Rev
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"Laugh all you want, sweetie... thanks to this umbrella and my SPF 7500 sunblock, I'll be looking good at eighty, while you'll have so much skin cancer you'll look like a dalmation!" (Mike Bratton, submitting quality captions since 1999.)
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And you thought blue balls were bad.....
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"I wonder if she saw my blue balls"
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I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa...
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