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"...So then, Ed just put on a suit and started walking upright, and i saw him... across the bar, and since then.. it's been magic!"
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armpits
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What happens when you really piss off the Godfather.
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Hey,why the long face?
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give me a drink of that wine damnit
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"rrriiieeeehhhhhbbrrrppphhhh....it's either this or end up in an alpo can"
Stan the Jokeman
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Busted!.... Honey ,I'm so sorry she does not mean a thing to me. You know what a Jackass I turn into when I drink
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He's ugly, but he's hung like a horse!
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When "Pretty Woman" meets "The Godfather."
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Where should I take this horse's urine sample???
COSMO Q106.1
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Steve & Stef 97ZOK!
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As a matter of fact he IS hung like one.
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I said I wanted a Night in Shinning Armor and LOOK what I got
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We're on our way to the doctor , to see if anything can be done about his claws and bad breath!
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jimmy deCastro
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My boyfriend. He's hung like a.... Hmmmm... Hung like a.... Well, like some animal with a big penis. I'll have to give it some thought.
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I went to bed with a stud and woke up with this jackass...
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Wow, Bill Gates has done wonders with all his money, it almost looks life like. Go Bill!
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Hey I found Ohsima bin Laden, where's my money?
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AT LEAST MY DATE IS NOT A HORSES ASS!
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Getting liquored up for a wild ride atop a bucking bronco.
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By the time I finish drinking, even you'll look good. Mark Adams, L.A.
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That is the last time I get drunk outside a Vegas wedding chapel!
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Jeez, that's the ugliest horseface I've ever seen!! And that guy on the right is pretty ugly too!
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Now wasn't that fun Camilla?
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