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Hey Girlie-man, with the blueberry pie on your face. We should spray whipped cream on you and stick a fork in you because you're done. But we're not hear to talk. No, we're here to PUMP... YOU UP!
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Wellllll, isn't THAT special?!?
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No, no! You misunderstood me! I didn't want to get PITfaced!
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Unclean! Unclean!
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When Dana Carvey's by-pass surgeon by-passed the wrong valve, things went terribly wrong!
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Hannibal Lector...move over!
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Let's see how Clearasil will work on this..
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billy didn't care if she had cramps...it had been a while...and damn it, he was gonna hit that!
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My d-d-d-doctor said I'm v-v-v-vulnerable to the w-w-w-west nile v-v-v-virus, but I've y-y-y-yet to see any s-s-s-symptoms...
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"Dude, I'm TOAST"
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Cake or Death?
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I swear, I didn't know it was that time of month for her!!
Mike Kasper
KCIX/Mix106
Boise, Idaho
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VERY BERRY HAIRY PIE.
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Former President George Bush should wash his face before shaking hands....
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third annual tampon eating contest
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Krispey Cremed or Why "not" to stick your head out the car window when you drive.
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Anna Nicole Smith told me to orally satisfy her and Goddammit that's what I did!!
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Uncle Lectre would be impressed.
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You've got something on your cheek... just alittle more to the right... almost got it...
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Bad Night at a Brothel
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Young Hannibal didn't have many friends in High School...
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Jeffrey Dahmer's protege always has his eye out for fresh ingredients for his hom-tartar specialty.
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It's never a bad day for cunnilingus!
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Idiot thought his new girlfriend really wanted him to EAT her pussy.
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"Man bites dog". A lot.
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Congratulations! On behalf of Smucker's preserves and Cumulus Broadcasting, you've been royally Smucked!
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Moments later, the evil villain known only as "Jelly Face" met his untimely doom when a large woman named "Peanut Butt" accidentally sat on his face.
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And Red Raspberry Hood said "My what a BIG TONGUE you have!"
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Can You Please Pass The Jelly
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I told you not to go there when she's having her "monthly"s.
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Man, you really should get that rash checked!
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