Are those Bugle Boy pants you're wearing? Give em up!

When I find out who sold this remote, I'm gonna kill them!

"So, are you a tight end or a wide receiver?"

"So, are you a tight end or a wide receiver?"

The new XXXFL

mr. caeruth...nooooooo

Thank You Kindly For The Reach Aound

You and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals... Let's do it like they do on the gay porno channel.

I'm gonna doggy-hump your leg Mr. red-helmet football star!