BitBoard's Submit-A-Caption #59
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Another successful recovery of overdue library books by Janet Reno. Morning drive jocks doing the cooking for the stations grand prize winner of the 'BBQ party for you and 50 friends' contest 95.1 THE FATE OF INFERIOR STUDIO EQUIPMENT 95.1 Outside the back door of O'Mally's mexican restaurant... C'mon man, light my fart next! I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING... I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING... i love it John and his marine friend were mad at their friends for not bringing any food. Is that a flamethrower or are you just happy to see me? Is that the vacuum cleaner we ordered online? Is that the vacuum cleaner we ordered online? Is that the vacuum cleaner we ordered online? Janet Reno's backup plan Taco Bell tests its new "Wild" sauce in secret Big Jan Reno tests the FBI's new "Pepper Spray". On Miami's Branch Davidian Chapel.-REV This is the damndest sales meeting I've seen at this radio station you burnt my toast, bitch! Size does matter! Take that Elian!!!!!!!!! "Throw that 6-yr.-old shrimp on the barbie...It's another successful Cuban Cook-out" MG & Janet Reno/Q102 Cincinnati I told you to give me the boy! THE I.N.S. MOVES INTO MIAMI TO SEIZE LITTLE EILIAN "Up yours Smokey the Bear!!!!!" Mark/WBNS
I said give us elian gonzales...Now take that!
Janet Reno
I've seen only one flame bigger then that, and that was at this years BFD. A BFD attendee Motivational speaker Jerry St. James demonstrates one way to deal with an aircheck session. Ernie Kelly Any other Cuban kids we need to go get? Hey, Bob, are you THAT lactose intolerant? Offials in Yellowstone National Park have now banned Jiffy Pop following a campfire accident destroyed more than 11,000 acres. Hey Vern, let's test out this here new flame thrower... Attorney General, Janet Reno, says Elian will be removed from his Florida family's home with as little force as possible... Cooking up hams with that Napalm flavor.... "WHO you callin' a flamer?!?!?!?!" A "Flaming Queer" you DON'T want to get into a fight with.... THE BRANCH DAVIDIAN OLYMPICS (KY. KID) BITBOARD SEMINAR: "HOW TO GET RID OF YOUR COMP-AH-TISH-EN" (KY. KID) YET ANOTHER CLEAR CHANNEL EMPLOYEE GETS "FIRED" (KY. KID) "Uh, waiter? This steak is a bit rare." if you brown the spam a bit it's actually pretty good - Des / KQKQ NEED NEW EQUIPTMENT AT YOUR STATION? ...TRY A LITTLE "JEWISH LIGHTNING"...(KY. KID) A DISGRUNTLED JOCK SHOWS A LITTLE GRADITUDE TO THE INVENTOR OF "VOICE TRACKING" (KY. KID) Horace's remedy for the termite problem in his house was perhaps a bit extreme.... RUN....ELIAN...RUN...(KY. KID) It's time for the Bureau of Tobacco, Alcohol and Firearms' Spring Picnic... THE NEW REMOTE INVASION PROTECTION "R.I.P." (KY. KID) "Uh, doc? I've got this burning sensation that just won't go away." A POLISH FIREMAN? (KY. KID)
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