BitBoard's Submit-A-Caption #66
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captiontext"I thought you meant it was a foot LONG, not a foot!" captiontext"With one of these...you can make all of these that you want too." captiontextWith parents like that, it's no wonder why America's youth is so screwed up. captiontext3 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER GET MARRIED!!! captiontextDad thinks(while grimacing): Hurry up and snap the picture this baby has kicked me for the last time! captiontextwhile watching their oldest son's T ball game, Dad, a former college catcher, trys to distract the camera person giving 'em the signal for a foot long gone bad and the rest of family is total unaware. captiontextWe appear to be the typical american family, no one would ever suspect us to be aliens on the verge of taking over the world!!! captiontextTake it out at the ballgame... captiontextis that a babys leg or are you just happy to see me? captiontextA baby's arm holding an apple captiontextChairs, cooler and other picnic items for family outing.........$275 Sunglasses for all (baby's broke in the van.......$120 Personal BODYguard to stand behind us and keep away all the radio fans of the show....$500 Digital camera to record precious family together time.....$750 Photo with family that makes dad look like he's hung like a dinosaur....PRICELESS
-Geof Knight- captiontextTalk about your 7th inning stretch! captiontextIs it bigger than a babys leg? captiontextTake me out to the ball, er, ah, "balls"-game... captiontextBaby: Hey, Dad quit playin footsie! captiontextand they say ignorance is bliss captiontextBaby: Hey! How come the big kid gets the cheetos? captiontextBaby: Photo shoots can be so boring...... captiontextThe difficult part of attending a baseball game sans underwear - choking up on the "wood" for nine staright innings! captiontextif the shoe fits, marry him captiontexthey i got a crook' in my dick!! captiontextCircumcision-shmirkumcision! captiontextNo babe, sorry you're disappointed I did NOT say I have 12 inches, I said I have a FOOT. ROCK 97 Calgary captiontextbaby: Where's MY fucking sunglasses? I want some sunglasses to damnit. What the fuck are you geeks smiling about? Stop smiling and get me my fucking sunglasses. captiontextThink he knows the kids aren't his? captiontextWith her new career direction , Kathie Lee Gifford (looks like her, no?)introduces Frank and Cody and Cassidy's replacements to end;essly blabber on about.... captiontextHey honey, this is a beautiful family shot...and it just happened by fluke...make sure you send a copy to aunt Rosie, Uncle Sid, your parents, my parents..AND THE LOCAL MALE STRIP CLUBS!!!! captiontextThey might look normal, but put that registration box out at a remote, and they are gonna stuff it!!!!! captiontextcaptiontextcaptiontextTalk about putting your best foot forward! captiontext
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