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Tee Hee... you're name's Dick...
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Yeah man, seriously, it says here that you are contactually obligated to host a third millenium celebration!
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I WON'T TAKE THAT REQUEST SHEET UNLESS IT HAS VALENTINE'S APPROVAL, HE REALLY HAS IT GOING ON AT KIISFM.....
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I thought I told you no more Publisher Clearing House Subscriptions.... Damm It!
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CHRIST! If I see one more caption submited from these talentless, show prep exchanging, no mind of their own jocks, I'm gonna shit in my depends!
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Would you quit with that 'World's Oldest Teenager' bullsh*t! When was the last time YOU saw a teenager with a prostate the size of a grapefruit?!?!
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Unless it involves me naked with Kellie....I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT......I don't care what the paper says!!!!!
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"kidd i told you that i wanted to get with kellie, not that goofy shannon girl!! uhhh!! you take that poem back to her now!!"
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hey look! I might have already won!.....Listen, when you see Ed, tell him I.....what did I say!?
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"dont try to play that one off kidd kraddick!! you that was you, you stinky fool!!"
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"Kidd, I'm an important man, and I don't give a damn about your stupid tooth you claim I chipped."
"But...but...LOOK! I have dental records! See?! For the repair of one tooth by Dr..."
"Those aren't dental records! That's a really bad crayon drawing of Meg Ryan in a bikini. And you didn't even make her hands big enough!! I'm outta here!"
"Meg Ryan has pretty little petite hands! You're a jerk, Dick Clark! Mmmm...delicious Meg Ryan..."
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Don't turn away from me, Dick Clark... We made a deal, remember? See, it says here... "I, Dick Clark, do sell my soul for fame and eternal youth..."
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Just a couple of Dicks!!
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I recognize Kidd Kraddick but who is that other lame Dick
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I'm a far too busy man to keep proof reading these damn Kidd Notes. Get off my back!
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i know who you are you jack off! you were on rate a record and you said i had a nice beat and you'd like to dance with me. I'll tell you what give me back my "911 deer call" tape and get the hell out of my "always have two hands on the mic cause cause i shake" ass
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Damn Dick! This says you've been dead for 30 years!
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"Who wants to be a millionaire? with Regis Philbinas host will never work."-Dick Clark January 1999
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Wait a minute, your name's "Dick" and you're blowing ME off?
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"Hey Dick, guess what the lobster said to Mary Tyler Moore? Bite me! Here's another one,...wait where ya goin?"
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I know what the script says!! Now get back out there and get their cash for the collection plate! Praise the Lord!!!
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An "A" in Auto Tech is not what I call an education
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I dont give a fuck what it says, Kraddick!!! Im not your fucking father!!!!
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I have an I.O.U here to Dick from Jesus. It appears you still owe him a dollar. Skip Taylor Y105
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then I told teddy stallard..
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"Yep, it says here that you and I are the same age."
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Nice hair.
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hey dick, did you know your birth cert. was signed by Moses!!!???
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No Dick, really....it's says here the kid wants business cards from all over the country. It's his dying wish.
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