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You see, Son, unlike Mommy, Daddy swallows!

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In the latest case of employee gone "postal", we see this man threatening his supervisor with poopie diapers. "I swear! He's gonna blow! This baby is a loaded weapon!"

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"WHO'S YA DADDY, DAMMIT WHO'S YA' DADDY" John impatiently asked his son after realizing that he was really born a woman!

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All riiiight!! Daddy has on the same color shirt as you do!! Hey!! That is soooo coooool!!! (Winning cyclist hugs his son while still on an endorphin rush.)

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Now Daddy can afford that Rock-n-Roll Elmo you want for Christmas

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Now watch, as Ed swallows this baby whole!

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THIS PICTURE AIN'T FUNNY...OR MAYBE I JUST DON'T HAVE A "CLEVER" MINI ME CAPTION LIKE THE REST OF YA'LL.

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"Come on ... come on ... try to spit up in my mouth ... it's only a couple of inches ... come on ... DO IT NOW ... COME ON YOU LITTLE @!$%^##@@"

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You're just like me in everyway except smaller... I think I'll call you "Mini-One-Nut"

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you want daddy to keep his job don't you?....well, I have to give you to lowery. (ky kid)

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"I LIKE BABY BUTTS, AND I CAN'T DENIE... JUS' HOPE HE DON'T PEE IN MY EYE...(ky. kid)

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"SIR MIXED UP A LOT" and his new video "BABY GOTS GAS" (ky. kid)

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I can't believe my balls still work afterall the hours I've spent on a bike seat!

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I'M GONNA BECOME HETERO, THIS IS COOL.

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"He said his first words! Sure he said, 'Daddy's a homo!' but the way he said it was so cute

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clear channel just bought 153 more stations!

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"So, Lance...you've won the Tour deFrance...Now where ya goin..." "Well, me and Buster here, are going to the NAMBLA Fall Festival, and I'm gonna knock the bottom out of this kid here!!!" Frank McBride, Keeler in the Morning

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mini me!!!!

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So...mom says your half nuts.

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I did it! I did it! The first man to give birth to a clothed baby while simultaneously attending a sporting event!

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Get inside my belly!

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