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Living La Vida Loca my Ass! Ricky Martin left awlready & alls I gots to 'member him by is this ol' hat.

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Perhaps you remember my father who played the part of the sexually agressive hillbilly in the movie "Deliverance."

"Bear" WNCY Green Bay

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I went through consolidation and all I got was this lousy hat.

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Mrs. GW Bush is excited to find that there is plenty of closet space in the White House!

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As Jesse burst into the room, he suddenly realized that the "One Armed Tattooed Penis Hat Club" meeting was NEXT Tuesday! Three of the seven ladies in the Bible Study group needed hospitalization.

John Jay ROCK 107WIRX

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Lou Bega? Nope... Haven't seen him.

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'Scuse me, but I just found another balot under my hat... Wanna see?

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Once again on the Nate and Dick Show, Nate covers for Dick.

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daaaar...grandmaw iz a good kisser...uh-huh..yup she iz...(ky. kid)

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it's scary to know that this guy gets to vote!

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It's not just my eyebrows that I can lick, mates.

Mark McGill/WRBR FM, South Bend

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Hey Rockey! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

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Typical late night meeting at the "Fedora Sales Convention"

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I wish a man's head was in this hat

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"Ya caught me waxing my Brommie"

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Next!

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Bill Clinton though in his lame duck stage is still making the most of his newly appointed interns. David Michaels KEXL FM

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Gore's a bore! Vote Bush!!!

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I support Al Gore.

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just wanted to let ya'll know i voted for gore today!!! HI MA AND PA!!!! now where did that there darn goat go?

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who are you and what have you done with my sister?

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Another toothless hockey player displays a "different" kind of hat trick.

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Put the lotion in the basket!!

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Hi Mr. Principal. The teacher sent me to see you!!

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Baby, this is your lucky day. You get to do me.

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Tell the bachelorette the stripper's here. Yes, I really am the stripper. Yes, really. Really. No, you can't have your money back.

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Hey look, a hat rack. Doug/Fresno

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Wouldn't it be a hoot if it were my vote that decided this here election thing?!? frank McBride, Keeler in the Morning

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Ladies and gentlemen... Dangling Chad

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Pardon me miss...but I've never done this...with a REAL...LIVE....GIRL......

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