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The drugs I can live without, but all that damn anal rape in the prison shower. That's one habit I just can't kick!

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I look like I stink!

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mmmmm..... crack.

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Cocaine! Calista said this was sugar, honest!

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I take my light, coffe with two creams and and half a kilo. Bob Richards WAZY

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If Mark Summers on Board 4 complains about crappy prep instead of writing decent prep himself this week, I'm gonna start doing drugs again.

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I wonder what Ray Little on Board 4 is doing with his balls today.

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Sugar. It is sugar. You know it is sugar. Do not pick it up. It is sugar. Everyone is expecting something to happen. Think of something else.... Um... um...

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I knew I souldn't have given that kid my money up front.

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i REALLY hope that's not creamer...

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"Maybe if I stare at the giant bugs crawling on that building long enough, they'll go away....please god make them go away!" Clay Parker, Y107

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Damn if only that container of Cocain was half full instead of half emty. (Chase WBAM Star 98.9 Montgomery Al)

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Crap, I can't handle prison again, I look like shit in those orange jumpsuits!

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Man, I wonder if Wonder Woman can get me out of this one......oh, ya Buddy, I used to fuck guys like you in prison,....oh, what was I thinking, I'll be fucking guys like you in prison. frank McBride, Keeler in the Morning, Utica,NY

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hey! there goes that little kid whose bed i slept in...wow he looks great!..oh well now to use Callista Flockhart as a straw and sssssnort this coke here...COSMO Q104

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hey! there goes that little kid whose bed i slept in...wow he looks great!..oh well now to use Callista Flockhart as a straw and sssssnort this coke here...COSMO Q104

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"You're telling me I just did a half a can of sugar? Hey. I feel it already. Oh yeah. That's too wild. Why, no, I haven't burned out every nerve in my BODY from doing drugs. Why do you ask?" --Robert Downey, Jr. (Mike Bratton, providing quality captions since 1999.)

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I can't believe I snorted half this jar of sugar and nothing, screw it I'm goona find a dealer there's no way Colista is going to look more like junkie than me.

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How many guys will fuck me up the ass this time?

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"I'm retarded, what was I thinking...god, I really am a retard."

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"I swear to god, it looked like sugar, it looked like sugar....damn."

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man, am I one sorry piece of drug infested dog s**t..........(oh wait, that's what I was thinking)

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Damn,,,,,,I knew that tasted too good to be sugar.....

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we secretly replaced robert's cocaine with folger's crystals...will he catch on?

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Maybe if I sit here and hold my jaw, no one will notice that I'm wearing my pants up to my chest like my grandpa does.

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...will she ever shut up...

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Sugar??!! What do you mean this is sugar??!! Tito told me this was the purest white he could get!?!!!!

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I sure do miss those long, hot showers in prison. I wonder what I can do to get back there?

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God, if I hae to keep listening to that crappy morning radio show, I'm gonna start doing drugs again.

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That's coke in the sugar shaker!

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Do you think anyone will know if I snort the sugar?

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Hermie doesn't like to make toys! Hermie doesn't like to make toys! Hermie doesn't like to...

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I can't believe I ate the Whole Thing!!!

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Down Doobie Do Down Down, Uh Robert Downey Down Doobie Do Down Down. Smoking crack is hard to do!

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I bet I can get a job working for Clear Channel now!

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Downey daydreams of his "Little Buddies" back in Cellblock 2.

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uh, oh!!! It looks like I am going to need someone to weld a steel plate to my ass.

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what the hell am i doing here?

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Oh no...Here comes the warden...I'll just be calm and maybe he won't notice what's in the sugar container.

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Robert Downey Jr. considers going to Palm Beach County, Florida to snort some loose chads.

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