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Sen. Hillary Clinton's new intern is ready to get to work.

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so when I meet a chick and can't think of anything to say I just do this

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Yes. I hate myself. And why doesn't my hair match my mustache?

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What do you mean, I didn't get my report in? I've been this late every week and you've let me slide!

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what's worse?...The bad hair, the gay moustache, the grimm chicklets, crooked tongue... or the fact that this is the poster for a "How to french kiss" ad!?!?

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Man that jalapeno burns!

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WAAAZZZUP! (KY. KID)

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That can't be the real Dave Sposito. His tongue is much longer than that!!!!

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This is the last time I go down on a mannequin

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Want some candy, little girl???

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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Another jock gets squeezed out of the business but can still use his mouth to survive, as he shows his qualifications as an envelope sealer!

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Ned Beatty's son reprising his father's role in "Deliverance On Broadway"

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He slices and dices, vacumes and does windows, but the amazing thing is...he can lick his eyebrows and Lady's, he can be yours for four easy payments of $49.95. mark adams

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Which side of your ass should I lick today, Mr. Mays?

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"Say Pardner..Sniff 'is deal here... 'zat smell like tuna t'you...?

John Jay ROCK107 WIRX

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This man is psyching himself up to become another satisfied customer of "Biker Dan's Instant Tongue Piercings," located on Route 12 behind the Happy Valley Trailer Park. (Mike Bratton, submitting quality captions since 1999.)

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Mark Summers in the middle of his "open mouth, insert foot" workout.

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This is how I punish my co-host for "denying the verbal reality"

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Young Edgar ran to the mirror to check out his Gene Simmons Starter set.."Hey", said Edgar,"now me and my dog tuffy do more than just walk together!" ellis

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...and when I look like this, you don't notice my one ear is lower than the other...

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SWM in search of SWF who likes movies, long walks on the beach, oh yeah, and I have a 3 foot long tongue! -Russ Burton, 97 Rock

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Broadcast student trying to say WWW.COM

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Broadcast student trying to say WWW.COM

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Gene Simmons without make-up

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I wanna lick, lick, lick, lick from your head to your toes...

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